What's Wrong with Andrew

This was already mentioned in the bio section, but some even more interesting stuff has been discovered. Not only was I born on my dad's birthday, my aunt was born on her dad's birthday and my cousin was born on his dad's birthday, but also my other cousin was born on my great-grandma's birthday, my grandpa and great-grandpa both died on the same day (with both deaths being unrelated), about seven people in my family were born on the seventh day of a month, and every guy in my uncle's family was born on the twentieth, except him, who was born on the nineteenth. AND, not only that, but his father was a 32nd degree Mason. Could this be a...conspiracy? But what kinda of conspiracy? Is it linked to the fact that I was born at 11:38 and am destined to be a Jedi Knight or that I was abducted by aliens or that I discovered that there is a water treatment facility somewhere near my house that is actually an underground genetics lab? I dunno, I'm going to bed now.

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