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Matthew Wittnebel was born on father's day in 1984. June 20th to be exact. This great conspiracy writer is technically a conspiracy himself. I mean, doesn't it seem strange that he was BORN on a day to honor FATHERS? If he hadn't be born that day, then his father would have had nothing to celebrate. Hmmm... Well after overcoming this sense of weirdness, he went on to go to elementary school, middle school, high school, and college. An average student, well exceptionally average to be more exact, he wanted to do something different. So he started a conspiracy webpage (though not this one). Lacking the webpage design know-how, and failing to recruit people to share the work load, the webpage failed. But this time, with the help of his fellow conspirator Andrew Mann, he intends to make something that will last. Now with Andrew's web design abillites, and contributions from other people, his dream can finally be accomplished.

Andrew Mann was born on his father's birthday, and is also technically a conspiracy himself. I mean, doesn't it seem strange that he was born on his father's birthday? And he's not the only one. There are people in his family who share that connection with their fathers. Coincidence? Not likely. Conspiracy? Sounds about right. Well, knowing that he's a walking tabloid hasn't changed Andrew too much. He's still the same X-files and Lone Gunmen loving guy that he was before the abduction. There is a faint, mysterious marking on his arm directly above a vein. There is also some sort of indentation on his leg that looks like it was cut open. Oh yeah, then there's that dream he had one night that lasted about one second and involved him looking out his window, seeing an alien and all the surroundings in great detail, then waking up on the floor. Oh yeah! And another thing! Guess what time he was born. 11:38am. 1138!!! Don't you know how important that is? George Lucas' first movie was THX 1138, and the number has reappeared in every Star Wars film. What does this all mean? ANDREW IS DESTINED TO BE A JEDI KNIGHT!!!

Oh yeah, Andrew is now an FBI agent that works on the X-Files. Don't believe me? Just click here. Told ya so.

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